30 de abril de 2009

Causas de la Influenza Porcina

Nuevas investigaciones han salido a la luz acerca de las causas que originan la influenza porcina de las que el gobierno mexicano épica y heróicamente nos está salvando a tapabocazos. La enfermedad se contagia por:


1) Mordida de Chupacabras.

2) Abducción OVNI vislumbrado por la Fuerza Aérea Mexicana.

3) Consumo de leche contaminada entregada por políticos de oposición.

4) Contacto con el "Moco de King Kong".

5) No taparse la boca (y los ojos) cuando su gobierno se lo ordena.


En EUA, las causas históricas de este tipo de males se deben a situaciones como:


1) Aspirar polvo de torre gemela tirada por árabes.

2) Arma de destrucción masiva iraquí.

3) Anthrax por correo.

4) Algún asesino serial suelto.

5) Un largo etcétera...


Recomendación para evitar esta propagación y otras pandemias psicosociales:

ABRE LOS OJOS...


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